Monday, January 28, 2008

Shaq's Monthly Bills = $1,300,000


$156,116 on mortgages.

$110,505 on vacations.

$60,417 on gifts.

$26,560 on babysitters.

$24,300 on gasoline.

$22,190 on maids.

$17,220 on clothes.

$12,775 on food.

$500,000 on income taxes.


Ok, I know this is illegal but if I can get my hands on one of Shaq's addresses, preferably a spot he doesn't go to often, I'm gonna just send him a bill. It can't hurt. With all the money he's putting out to all the different places and people he must pay, what's a $63,478.26 bill for a Malaysian Deep Tissue massage gonna do. Hey Shaq, cut the check and I won't say anything about that happy ending you demanded...lol.

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